BY : Khoirunnisa Safitri, Raditya Aprilian, Elma Septiyani

I KNOW YOUR NAME!

One day, there was a boy that wanted to be a member of the international troops. He aspires to be the best lieutenant in the Union of Army's International.

At the army’s school…

Head of the Army : “Discipline is very strict here. So you must have the courage to join here”

Boy   : “I dare! Show me anyone who would teach me here!”

Head of the Army : “You're pretty brave kid.”

  “Lieutenants! Come here!”

Then the lieutenants were lined up very neatly.

Head of the Army: “Let me introduce you. This is Lt. Joe, division of defense. This is Lt. Joe, division of assault. This is Joe, this is Joe, then this is Joe, and this .... (confused).
What is your name lieutenant?”

Lieutenant  : “I’m Joe, sir.”

Boy  : “Let me guess! Surely your name is .....”

Head of the Army: “Right! My name is Gordon”

Text Analyzing

Orientation : there’s a boy that wanted to be a member of the international troops and aspires to be the best lieutenant.

Event 1   : The Head of Army told the boy that the school was very strict.

Event 2   : The Head of Army introduced the Lieutenants to the boy.

Twist  : When the Head of Army said “Right! My name is Gordon”. And the boy thought  that his name is Ollaff like the others.

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HOW IS IT, DOCTOR?

There was a three-years-old toddler was accidentally swallowed a coin fifty rupiahs. His mother was frantic to see that happened. Then, the mother rushed him to the hospital.

At the hospital…

Mother: “Doctor, my baby swallowed a coin fifty rupiahs. ”

Doctor: “Calm down, Mrs. So, what happens to the baby?”

Mother: “Then, he spat it out and that comes out is a coin one hundred rupiahs!”

Doctor: “Really?”

Mother: “Yes! Then I forced him to swallow a coin five hundred rupiahs.”

Doctor: “…………….”

Mother: “And he spat it out again!! How is it, doctor?”

Doctor: “Isn’t that nice? Because there are no more coins in his body.”

Mother: “No! It’s terrible! He spat it out again, but that came out is a paper that said ‘Try again’.”

Text Analyzing

Orientation : A three-years-old toddler was swallowed a coin fifty rupiahs, so his mother rushed him to the hospital.

Event    : The toddler’s mother told the doctor what had happened.

Twist  : When the mother said, “No! It’s terrible! He spat it out again, but that came out is a paper that said ‘Try again’.”.

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By : Adhe Rizky Anugerah, Khoirunnisa Safitri, Elma Septiani and Winny Rose Indah G.P

This week is the mid-test week. So, the students are very busy to prepare it. The first test is chemistry. Anis, Elma and Winny discuss about it.

Anis : Damn! The chemistry test was very difficult! But, thanks God, I could do it all.
Winny : (crying) I couldn't do it. How poor I am :(
Elma : That's right! It was extremely difficult. I studied hard last night. But, aaaaaargh!! It's killing me!
Winny : I thought, Adhe had no problem with the test.
Anis : What if we ask him to teach us after school? Elma, please ask to Adhe. :)
(Elma walking toward Adhe)
Elma : Adhe, can you help us about the Chemistry?
Adhe : Okay! When do you have time?
Anis : How about after school?
Adhe : Err.. Okay. But, I only have time till 3 o'clock.
Winny : Okay, never mind. How kind you are!

The time passed by. And now is 2.30 pm.

Adhe : Sorry guys, I must leave you earlier. Errr.... Ouuuch! I'm very dizzy. I got a headache.
Anis : Okay no problem, thanks a lot Adhe!
Elma : I can't tell you how relieved I am. I can chemistry now! (happy)
Winny : Yeaah! I think the chemistry isn't difficult as I thought before.

The next day, Adhe don't attend at school.

Winny : Do you see Adhe, guys?
Elma : No. Wait, wait... maybe Adhe is sick. Because he had a headache yesterday.
Anis : Why don't we see him?
Winny & Elma : That's a good idea!

In the afternoon after school. Winny, Anis and Elma go to visit Adhe.

Anis : How's life, dhe?
Adhe : Not good enough. I got anemia :(
Winny : Really? How can?
Adhe : The doctor said that I'm too tired.
Elma : You have to take a rest at home.
Adhe : Yeah, I must be like that. But I don't want to miss the lessons
Winny : But you must take a rest, Adhe Rizky Anugerah!!!
Adhe : That's all right. I'm getting better now, because you are visiting me, my bestfriends :)
W-A-E : Oooooouuuuuu :"> Hahaha! Well, we think you need a lot of rest. We will leave now.. God will soon Adhe
Adhe : Okay, thank you then..

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By Khoirunnisa Safitri, Lidyana Utami, and Zania Nissa Destriany

Once upon a time, there lived a pretty girl from a mysterious noble family, named Foxie Lott. She lived in a big village with her parents, her brother, and her sister. She loved her family too much. But, there’s something happened that made Foxie mad.

It happened when Foxie was 17^th years old. Her family told her the entire story about an important secret of her family, that she was a descendant of fox-man. Her daddy said, “You will become a fox-man when you are 17^th years old, and it’s the time. We’re really sorry, honey. It’s very hard for us to tell this”. “I know you mad, honey. But, you have to know it”, said her mother in a heavy voice.

Foxie couldn’t restrain her anger. She ran and ran away from home with tears that overflowed. She never stopped running until she reached the summit of a mountain. She was crying uncontrollably until finally she fell asleep from exhaustion. When she was sleeping, a vampire approached her and would pounced her. Suddenly, a wolf came and attacked the vampire and then saved Foxie.

Next morning, when Foxie awoke. She was shocked to see wolves that surrounded her. She was more surprised when one of them turned into a human. She’s frightened and said, “Who you are”?! Then, the other wolves are also turned into humans. She’s more frightened.

One of them named Danny. He said to Foxie that she would attacked by an evil vampire, and he was the wolf that saved Foxie last night. He wanted his debts because he had been helped by Foxie’s father. He asked, “Why did you get here”? So, Foxie told him what had happened to her. Danny advised and drove her home.

When they arrived at Foxie’s home, they saw Foxie’s family being attacked by vampires. Foxie was scared. She asked Danny to help her. Then, Danny roared very loud and turned into a wolf. Shortly, came the other wolves and they attacked the vampires. The fight lasted so long until Danny finally slumped with wounds all over his body. Seeing what was happening, Foxie attacked vampires and suddenly she turned into a fox and killed the vampires ferociously. They looked at Foxie in disbelief.

She back into a human. Then, she stopped and saw vampires lying nearby. She didn’t believe that she could do it all. Then she walked over to her family and hugged them. She also thanked to the wolves that had helped her, especially Danny.

Next day, Foxie and her family visited Danny’s home to thank Danny. Danny revealed all his feelings to Foxie. He requested permission from Pixie’s parents to marry their daughter. Foxie’s parents agreed his willing. So, Danny and Foxie married and lived happily J

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Hey! These are some examples of Conditional Sentence Type 1, 2, and 3. Check this out!




CONDITIONAL SENTENCES TYPE 1

• If Niall returns my English book tomorrow, I will finish my English homework
• If I find your wallet, I will back to you
• I will show you a film if I have more time tomorrow
• If she gets home late tonight, her parents will scold her
• I will make Danny's room dirty again if he cleans his room tomorrow

CONDITIONAL SENTENCES TYPE 2

• I would ask her to return my bag if she were here
• If you passed the final test, we would go abroad
• I would take the job if I were you
• They would watch the OVJ on TV now if the lamp didn't go out
• If I were still young, I would swim across the river

CONDITIONAL SENTENCES TYPE 3

• If I had had a lot of money yesterday, I would have bought Lamborghini
• If you had told me about her, I would have helped you
• I would have gone by bike if the weather had been nice yesterday
• If you hadn't picked me up yesterday, I would have stayed at home
• If you had studied, you would have passed the exam

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SIMPLE PRESENT TENSE

A : My little sister brushes her teeth everyday

P : Her teeth are brushed by my little sister

PRESENT CONTINUOUS TENSE

A : The boy is feeding the chicken in the coop

P : The chicken in the coop is being feeded by the boy

PRESENT PERFECT TENSE

A : The porter has carried my heavy luggage

P : My heavy luggage has been carried by the porter

PRESENT PERFECT CONTINUOUS TENSE

A : I have been waiting Archie for two hours

P : Archie has been being waited by me for two hours

SIMPLE PAST TENSE

A : He had an omelette this morning

P : An omelette was had by him this morning

PAST CONTINUOUS TENSE

A : When he was digging the hole, a asnake emerged

P : When the hole was being dug by him, a snake emerged

PAST PERFECT TENSE

A : She had washed the clothes this morning 

P : The clothes had been washed by her this morning

PAST PERFECT CONTINUOUS TENSE

A : Lupe had been dancing the Salsa dance well

P : The Salsa dance had been being danced by Lupe well

FUTURE TENSE

A : James will attend the English class

P : The English class will be attended by James

FUTURE CONTINUOUS TENSE

A : We will be buying daily needs at the market soon

P : The daily needs will be being bought by us at the market soon

FUTURE PERFECT TENSE

A : Jason will have married a beautiful lady next month

P : A beautiful lady will have been married by Jason next month

FUTURE PERFECT CONTINUOUS TENSE

A : He will have been adding the painting in the corner of the room

P : The painting will have been being added by him in the corner of the room

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 Bubur Pedas is one of traditional food that come from Sambas. It is a mixture of several ingredients.

        It is usually offered when there is a meeting of big family or of friends.
        Bubur Pedas is a traditional food which is rice as the main ingredient. The other ingredients are corn, sprout or peanuts, anchovy, fern leaves, turmeric leaves, and kesum leaves.
        The seasonings consist of salt, pepper, flavoring, and grated coconut which is fried without cooking oil.
        Bubur Pedas is delicious if it added by "jeruk sambal" as an additional taste. However it'll be more delicious if we add kesum leaves and turmeric leaves in it.




Outlines:
Paragraph I : The origin of Bubur Pedas
Paragraph II : The purpose of Bubur Pedas
Paragraph III : The ingredients of Bubur Pedas
Paragraph IV : The seasonings of Bubur Pedas
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What do you think about something that very important in your life?

What is one of your favorite items?

It's different questions, but I would like to answer with the same words

One of my favorite item is my dad's notebook. Small, but it's very useful gadget.

It is the first Acer Aspire One that have made.

The colour is glossy-red with black on the edge.

I LOVE IT because it helps me whenever I need it.

If someone asks : "What do you prefer, a boy or a gadget?" 

Xoxoxo, you'll got it! I prefer a gadget rather than a boy.

Why? Because I thought that a gadget can be my boy. I'm dating with it everyday. LOL

Yeah, I use it everyday!

Well, it's not about the owner, is it?

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Hello guys! Welcome to my blog :)

My name's Khoirunnisa Safitri, you can call me anis

I was born in Pontianak, 23rd February 1995. Yeah! I've been breathing in 16 years. Haha

I school at Senior High School 1 Pontianak, grade XI science 3

Well, I love English very much because English is International language and as a preparation for the future 

So, I have no fear to go abroad someday because "I CAN ENGLISH!",

or maybe someday I meet "BULE", and how proud I am! if I can speak English with him/r

I'm not really well in English by the way :p

I've been studying English for 8 years, since at 2nd grade in my elementary school.

It's long time, isn't it?

My hopes in learning English are I can add my knowledge 'bout English, I can be better than before in English, I can be able to speak English fluently, and I can go abroad to applied my English :)

That's all, thank's

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