SPOOF

BY : Khoirunnisa Safitri, Raditya Aprilian, Elma Septiyani

I KNOW YOUR NAME!

One day, there was a boy that wanted to be a member of the international troops. He aspires to be the best lieutenant in the Union of Army's International.

At the army’s school…

Head of the Army : “Discipline is very strict here. So you must have the courage to join here”

Boy   : “I dare! Show me anyone who would teach me here!”

Head of the Army : “You're pretty brave kid.”

  “Lieutenants! Come here!”

Then the lieutenants were lined up very neatly.

Head of the Army: “Let me introduce you. This is Lt. Joe, division of defense. This is Lt. Joe, division of assault. This is Joe, this is Joe, then this is Joe, and this .... (confused).
What is your name lieutenant?”

Lieutenant  : “I’m Joe, sir.”

Boy  : “Let me guess! Surely your name is .....”

Head of the Army: “Right! My name is Gordon”

Text Analyzing

Orientation : there’s a boy that wanted to be a member of the international troops and aspires to be the best lieutenant.

Event 1   : The Head of Army told the boy that the school was very strict.

Event 2   : The Head of Army introduced the Lieutenants to the boy.

Twist  : When the Head of Army said “Right! My name is Gordon”. And the boy thought  that his name is Ollaff like the others.

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HOW IS IT, DOCTOR?

There was a three-years-old toddler was accidentally swallowed a coin fifty rupiahs. His mother was frantic to see that happened. Then, the mother rushed him to the hospital.

At the hospital…

Mother: “Doctor, my baby swallowed a coin fifty rupiahs. ”

Doctor: “Calm down, Mrs. So, what happens to the baby?”

Mother: “Then, he spat it out and that comes out is a coin one hundred rupiahs!”

Doctor: “Really?”

Mother: “Yes! Then I forced him to swallow a coin five hundred rupiahs.”

Doctor: “…………….”

Mother: “And he spat it out again!! How is it, doctor?”

Doctor: “Isn’t that nice? Because there are no more coins in his body.”

Mother: “No! It’s terrible! He spat it out again, but that came out is a paper that said ‘Try again’.”

Text Analyzing

Orientation : A three-years-old toddler was swallowed a coin fifty rupiahs, so his mother rushed him to the hospital.

Event    : The toddler’s mother told the doctor what had happened.

Twist  : When the mother said, “No! It’s terrible! He spat it out again, but that came out is a paper that said ‘Try again’.”.